Come on and Dare to Be Stupid Its So Easy to Do

Dare to Be Stupid

Weird Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, accordionist, actor, comedian, writer, satirist, and parodist. Yankovic is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired comedy song in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums (as of 2007), recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows. His works have earned him three Grammy Awards among nine nominations, four gold records, and six platinum records in the United States. Yankovic's first top ten Billboard album (Straight Outta Lynwood) and single ("White & Nerdy") were both released in 2006… more »

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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite  You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before it's time You better find yourself an itch to scratch  You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan  Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite on more than you chew What can you do Dare to be stupid  Take some wooden nickles Look for Mr. Goodbar Get your mojo working now I'll show you how You can dare to be stupid  You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the ship You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip  Dare to be stupid Come on and dare to be stupid It's so easy to do Dare to be stupid We're all waiting for you Let's go  It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill So can I have a volunteer There's no more time for crying over spilled milk Now it's time for crying in your beer  Settle down, raise a family, join the P-T-A Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away It's OK, you can dare to be stupid  It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free  Dare to be stupid (yes) Why don't you dare to be stupid It's so easy to do Dare to be stupid We're all waiting for you Dare to be stupid  Burn your candle at both ends Look a gift horse in the mouth Mashed potatoes can be your friends  You can be a coffee achiever You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver The future's up to you So what you gonna do  Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid What did I say Dare to be stupid Tell me, what did I say Dare to be stupid It's alright Dare to be stupid We can be stupid all night Dare to be stupid Come on, join the crowd Dare to be stupid Shout it out loud Dare to be stupid I can't hear you Dare to be stupid OK, I can hear you now Dare to be stupid Let's go, Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid

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